Be on your guard,
For buckets held over doorframes,
Salt in the sugar canister,
Clingfilm over the toilet bowl
Beware,
Of the dodgy emails,
Posted letters filled with glitter,
Flaming bags on the porch
Be wise to the jokes,
About displaced families in a warzone,
The warming oceans,
And the rising bills
After all,
It’s just a laugh,
Isn’t it?
Gavin Turner 