Ooh, I love a soap opera me,
The way the story lines repeat across each other
how each character can morph from bad boy to hero
at the script writers whim
once every ten years, they put together a band
Release a Christmas song
So popular, soap opera
but now they don’t even advertise soap
it’s more of a domestic appliance
like a tv, that feeds a stream of distraction
from the horrors of real life